greetings:

waking up from hangover like

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cornsaladsurprise:

barbietalkingtownhouse:

somebody photoshop a nose piercing on one of my pictures

i wanna see what i look like 

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gasoline3:

Tell me if you could would you up and run away with me?

timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
friend: nah, i'm fine
*arrives*
me: *eating cookies*
friend: give me one
me: are you fuckin kidding with me